Find the jackass..

To figure out if your friend is a total idiot and jackass, all you have to do is use a simple test called the “Stand next to me, dumbass” test.

1 – Go to university on a semi-cold day and wear a sweater with an “I’m with stupid” t-shirt under it.

2 – Take off the sweater and hope your friend, in this case Yazan Hassan, is stupid enough not to notice what your t-shirt says.

3 – Put your arm on his shoulder and give your mobile phone to your friend and ask him take a picture of you and your friend.

4 – Watch as your friend struggles to take a photo while ridiculously laughing at the stupidity of your friend.

5 – Post it up on your blog and call your friend a Jackass ๐Ÿ™‚


* Shadi declares Yazan Hassan a lesbo ย since he tried to french kiss me in the car today (23.2.2009) and a jackass for forgetting that I have this picture of him :-D*



Filed under Funny, Random thoughts, The start '09

12 responses to “Find the jackass..

  1. yazan

    yfd7 3ardak baby..

  2. Sab3el3eish


  3. HAHAH ๐Ÿ˜€

    Good one ๐Ÿ˜›

  4. Mido Thakeb

    Hahaha! lol..this is funny!

  5. This is actually the only post that took me less than 3 minutes to put up, I just put it to embarrass Yazan. I just checked it again and apparently it’s good, haha!

  6. Dee

    ๐Ÿ˜€ aish yazan bashof ma 3ajabak il ta7adi :p ana bas mish 3arfeh keef ma la7azet! yil3an shiklak lol

  7. Wad7a! Jackass ๐Ÿ˜›

  8. yazan

    Dina hoeh b7awel to beat me..u u kno he cant..kan fe baeana ta7ade 3la mawwdoo3 tane w 2nte 3arfeh sho hoeh..w dleel 2no d3eef ma bda el ta7ade ‘3aer lma kna m3k w kan m2amen 2no ma r7 25areb el surprise 3leh..then lma shaf 2no he wz losing sar y7ke ma r7 adal saket fa ‘3ayar el mawdo3 w nazal hay el sora 3shan yrod 23tbaro..w ama bl nesbeh la hay el sora fa really ma shoft cuz kant enas kolha 6al3a mnl mo7adara w 7kale t3al NFSE atsawar m3k fa 2oltlo 5lsne fa mtl ma shayfeh haek 6l3 el wd3…!!!

  9. Dee

    yazan hassan…mo7arer jareedet al baya5a al 2osboo3ieh..tabi3oona al osboo3 al qadem :p

  10. yazan

    azna5 mn haek D!!!!

  11. Dee

    fi walla bas mish bi balash :p

  12. Abe

    Awalan bahib awajih tahiyati la jamee3 a3da2 il majlis hon ! awalhom a5ooy shadi, hahahaha that was really funny man haha i enjoyed reading it !
    taniyan: hassan, if ur smart enough you would have realised theres something behind wahad bi2olak nifsi atsawar ma3ak 3ala tool ba3id ma ti5las il mohadara, lol.
    o thalithan wa a25eeran tahiyati la dina batshona lil tahleel el 3am 3an al mosdir wal mo5rij li jareedit al baya5a … ili howa in this case Jackass Hassan lool =P
    Keep it up you guys ๐Ÿ˜‰

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