Twenty years ago an awesome, awesome man was born. He was born petit and handsome, his mom thought he was a girl ! Apparently, after giving birth to 2 hairy gorillas she wanted the last of her kids to be a girl. Well, don’t always get what you want, mom, do you 😛 ? That said I think she got a good bargain though, instead of a girl she got a really adorable son, hahaha! I kid, I kid :P, I’m not THAT self-absorbed.
Twenty years later, he stands tall, [dark and handsome :P] proud and loving life. He’s made a lot of mistakes along the way, some he miserably regrets till this day, some which have made him only wiser, stronger and more mature [hopefully]. My beard contains a white hair, which either means I spray too much perfume on it or I’m getting old !
Enough about myself, now comment with birthday wishes 😛 make them nice and juicy so I can smile and love you all !
P.S. I got the most amazing birthday gift ever !