Ex-girlfriend beware !

It’s summer and every girl wants to go out to the beach/pool and get a tan and look hot, all they need is a bikini and some sun-screen lotion. Now you’re a gorgeous young alpha male, and you’ve been recently dumped by your ex, what can you do to get some sweet ass revenge ? Here’s an idea, how about you be the better guy and buy her a parting gift. Don’t think too hard, because I’ve got the perfect gift lined up for you : a lovely black bikini ๐Ÿ˜€ ! There’s a catch though, it dissolves in water! Some genius in Germany must have really been pissed off at his ex and in the process provided us all with some good laughs, sweet revenge and a few perverts with some boner fuel :P!


Named the โ€œGet Naked Bikini,โ€ the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset womenโ€™s rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, โ€œIt is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.โ€

I have a link to an uncensored video demonstration but I won’t show it because then Qwaider will blame me for spreading pornography in the Jordanian blogosphere, so go google it. [keyword : Oplosbare]

KJ I’ve took the liberty of ordering me and you 2 pairs already, just in case :P. Always got your back bro, haha!


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12 responses to “Ex-girlfriend beware !

  1. hadi

    probably the best invention throughout human history

  2. HAHA I think I read something about a girl who wore it without knowing to her family’s pool party in Fmylife.com I found it funny but omg that is so horrible if it were to happen in reality like it’s just awful

  3. Ali

    hahahahaha i love this

  4. Wa7de bi wa7de Farah !

  5. Abe

    1 word … BONERRRR ! ๐Ÿ˜›
    Shadi is there any chance of ordering an extra pair ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. HAHA, this is awesome ๐Ÿ˜€
    added to bookmarks, I will need it someday for a prank ๐Ÿ˜›

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  8. OMG this is awesome!! ๐Ÿ˜€
    Doesn’t it say on the package though ^o) ??
    So you need a bitch who’s also a dumbass, huh? Well, I guess there’s no problem finding one! haha ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. Maho ya 7ideg you place it in a nice fancy box to lure her!

  10. Well, how about the tag thingy? The idea is, she can know… giving your ex who dumped you a bikini should at least raise her eyebrows a little.
    My point is, she’s gotta be a dumb bitch.
    Gosh, I think too much, you know what, never mind.

  11. Hahaha, stop over analyzing dude and maybe try it out ๐Ÿ˜› tell me if it works, hehe.

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