It’s summer and every girl wants to go out to the beach/pool and get a tan and look hot, all they need is a bikini and some sun-screen lotion. Now you’re a gorgeous young alpha male, and you’ve been recently dumped by your ex, what can you do to get some sweet ass revenge ? Here’s an idea, how about you be the better guy and buy her a parting gift. Don’t think too hard, because I’ve got the perfect gift lined up for you : a lovely black bikini 😀 ! There’s a catch though, it dissolves in water! Some genius in Germany must have really been pissed off at his ex and in the process provided us all with some good laughs, sweet revenge and a few perverts with some boner fuel :P!
Named the “Get Naked Bikini,” the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset women’s rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.”
I have a link to an uncensored video demonstration but I won’t show it because then Qwaider will blame me for spreading pornography in the Jordanian blogosphere, so go google it. [keyword : Oplosbare]
KJ I’ve took the liberty of ordering me and you 2 pairs already, just in case :P. Always got your back bro, haha!