كلسوني


Underwear is a fascinating item of clothing, and literally, the closest thing to you. Think about it, what else cuddles your privates almost 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? [For those who enjoy going commando, I salute you].  Nothing can be more loyal, taking your crap and dirt on a regular basis with merely the privilege of rotating in a washing machine with your fabric softener.

cotton_BoxerBriefs

Let’s start with the male underwear. Be it briefs or boxers, we tend to scratch our testicles on a regular basis. Your underwear receives the dead skin, falling pubic hair and sweat on a regular basis. [Yes, I realize this is a bit too graphic so I’ll stop here :P]. Same thing goes for the rear, with the addition of fecal material that we’ve all gotten surprised at one point to find stained on our underwear. Yes, our underwear is the most item that literally “takes our shit”, and for that we should honor it.

granny-panties

As usual, females are always more trouble. With the addition of the filth mentioned above, every month your panties have to get ready for your period. That’s a tough job, and it’s not fair for your panties. The one that suffers the most is the one you’re wearing on the onset of your menstrual attack. Poor thing doesn’t even get a chance, directly ambushed by gushing blood, only to be taken off and laid to rest on the bathroom floor, like a wounded solider.

panties-for-peace

We move on now to the G-string. Ohh yes, the most unhygienic of underwears. These exist for both genders [the male g-string I still don’t get, but whatever]. So, to put it simply, this is a straight line-shaped piece of clothing covering your anus. Coming in direct contact with your sphincter! Eww much? So yes, g-string wearers, you must all bow down to the G.

In conclusion, I suggest we all honor the underwear by celebrating, on this day, the 28th of November, the “كلسون داي” or the “underwear day”.

Toodles.

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13 responses to “كلسوني

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  2. I’m game. I say we should salute our Shusmo.
    Personally I wear 2 shusmos a day, after my morning shower the one in the pic and after 5 PM I get my G strip on!

  3. OmarAlJamal

    yefda7 7areshak ya shadi loool
    but i agree with “the closest thing to you”
    and about male’s G string i find it lil twisted and i wont wear such as these underwear :S

  4. KJ

    you would love my tangas then 🙂

  5. Dee

    i think qwaider is going to kick ur ass for this hehehe!

  6. Hehe… very true.. for a moment i was like oh no he is describing details..hehe

    Happy Kalsoon day :))

  7. How very informative. Thank you.

  8. Ali

    Without our underwear life won’t mean anything, And I’m not a kind of guy who goes commando, It’s difficult for a guy in my size to do so, I tried once and it was hell.

    Your weird and your posts are a lot more weird then before 😐

  9. Oh yeahh…. to all of it xDD

    wazaaap

  10. Abe

    Hahahaha … Kalsoon day yin3ad 3alik o 3alina – Happy kalsoon/Underwear day beoble !

    Nice pinky Jaay strang !
    Superman Boxers rule !

  11. What’s up with you and these “days”. It seems every other day is an “honor [something] day”. It seems med school is driving you crazy boy 🙂

    anyway … nice post.

  12. Palforce: *Salutes your 2nd choice of undies* No Shusmo goes unappreciated.
    OmarAlJamal: Haha, I agree 😛 I won’t be wearing them anytime soon either, bas ya5i el 7aya tajarob 😀 so you never know :P.
    KJ: I “loved” them already.
    Dee: Seebi Qwaider bi 7alo 😛 fadi kteer, haha.
    Historian: Haha, I decided not to get too graphic :P. Happy Kalsoon Day to you too :D.
    Farah: You’re welcome, ta3ale kol yoom :).
    Ali: I don’t think everyone needed to know the first part of what you wrote down, but what the hell 😛 it’s kalsoon day, everything’s allowed! I shall try to make my posts more meaningful for you Ali.
    Saed: I like boats.
    Abe: Wohoooo Superman boxers do rule! Yin3ad 3aleek 5ooya 😀 happy kalsoon day!
    za3tar: Haha, ya zalameh Kalsoon day is official, check it out on twitter #Kalsoon. Thanks :).

  13. HAHAHAHAHA..hilarious.

    I was expecting some kind of comparison and advantages between boxers and briefs. I once heard 2 guys arguing on a plane which one is more comfortable…Imagine hearing this conversation on plane:
    “ya zalameh il brief bikoon too tight…amma il boxer heik bikhalee yetnafas ishway” LOL

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